You said you're a feminist, a pacifist
"It's kind of hot when two girls kiss"
Stick around and you might see it
Yeah, you're fit, got you whipped with a kiss
But you can't handle that shit
So we're leaving

Leave the bar, leave the yard
Getting into the car
Now your friends know
Now your friends know all about it
Getting out at my house
Pour some more whiskey into my mouth
Now we'll make it count

Lift me onto the sink
'Til I can't even think
Kiss me hard in the brick alley
Let's go out and get down
'Cause it don't even count
I wanna fuck you like the patriarchy

On the floor, wanting more like before
You remind me of last weekend
Time to spend at the end
Call your husband or a friend with benefits
Night is far, call a car
Give it five stars
He gave you five stars, I give you five stars
Feeling high, feeling bi
Hear the Lowell line rolling by
Commuter rail me

Lift me onto the sink
'Til I can't even think
Kiss me hard in the brick alley
Let's go out and get down
'Cause it don't even count
I wanna fuck you like the patriarchy

Who says I don't think with my clit?
I've got the whole world in my grip
We don't do it for you to look at
We do it 'cause we like to do it

So lift me onto the sink
'Til I can't even think
Kiss me hard in the brick alley
Let's go out and get down
'Cause it don't even count
I wanna fuck you like the patriarchy